11-19-2007 Blarg: Ah! There is soap in my coffee. I realized this just now as I'm typing. I have taken three additional sips at different spots on the mug to verify this. I drank most of this coffee with my cereal, and now I'm wondering if maybe I didn't notice the soap taste with my delicious Honey Bunches of Oats but it was always there. If I need immediate medical attention I will blarg about it here, input my password to upload online, and wait for the ambulance to rescue me. I'll keep you posted.
Here's an additional bit of knowledge we picked up at Kroger. (Or as Indiana people call it: Krogers. They like to put an "s" on the end of business names. Examples: Meijers, Lillys. That's one speech pattern I forgot to mention last week) Cheese is not dairy. Kroger had a dairy sale where if you bought enough dairy products you would get a discount. Cheese as defined by Kroger is not dairy; however, eggs are dairy. Eggs come from chickens. You do the math.
So I think I'm okay from the soap. I'm not woozy or dizzy and my vision is not blurred. Do not send medical professionals to my door. I was able to type that middle paragraph. I believe I will make it through the day. There. I kept you posted. Have a good Thanksgivins!
Crap. I just sneezed on Scout. When no one else is around I don't cover my mouth when I sneeze, but sneeze into the empty area next to me. Sorry Scout. I didn't see you there.